I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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