He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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