what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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