i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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