we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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