I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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