I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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