make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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