ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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