David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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