Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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