just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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