my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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