Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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