Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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