I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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