try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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