Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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