Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm at about main and main street
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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