okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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