big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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