what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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