So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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