he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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