Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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