found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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