weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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