Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Damn victory sex feels great
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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