Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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