My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The beer is more important than you right now.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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