I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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