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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.

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yeahhh... he wasnt a real cop. just wanted to follow you home to find out where you live to kil ya later.

Submitted by gabtastic12 on Jul 24, 10 at 5:24pm

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Try this: don't get that fucked up and then drive.

Submitted by carepolice on Jul 24, 10 at 5:34pm

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Did Lindsy get get out jail already?

Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jul 24, 10 at 6:43pm

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Good thing you got a shady guy to follow you home while blacked-out and on E, otherwise something bad might have happened.

Submitted by stillhungover on Jul 24, 10 at 6:52pm

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Maybe it's just me, but black out noramlly means not remebering anything.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 10 at 6:18pm

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You're an irresponsible menace to society. Let's get together.

Submitted by TheWingMan on Jul 24, 10 at 5:13pm

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Because drunk driving is the funniest thing ever...

Submitted by cheesegoat on Jul 24, 10 at 5:21pm

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if he was a real cop he would have driven you the fuck home. i hope you hit a tree next time and kill yourself.

Submitted by foolin on Jul 24, 10 at 5:47pm

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- Your comment is like a backwards Sour Patch Kids commercial.
  
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fuck you your stupid for drunk driving my best friend at age 16 passed away from someone driving her drunk. don't be stupid. people don't learn from anything. of it was your best friend, who got there life taken away from them, you might understand. until then fuck off

Submitted by 1733 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:29pm

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- *their
  
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- *you're
  
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Or really stupid. I am more inclined to believe you are a complete idiot, since you were blacked out and doing drugs. Nice work.

Submitted by sputnam57 on Jul 24, 10 at 5:29pm

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Um, if you are really "blackout drunk" then how do you remember all of this happening?

Submitted by EnronHubbard on Jul 24, 10 at 6:13pm

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Text should have read "I'm an irresponsible slut"

Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 24, 10 at 7:03pm

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Or really irresponsible?

Submitted by lisakmetzger on Jul 24, 10 at 5:13pm

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Or just very sluty

Submitted by superhead on Jul 24, 10 at 5:06pm

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Pretty fucking stupid. Should have called your dumb ass a cab.

Submitted by anonymouse1 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:09pm

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@gabtastic12, that is fuckin' hilarious!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!

Submitted by rikie83 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:35pm

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- why thank you. that was honestly my first thought! haha
  
  Submitted by gabtastic12 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:24pm
  
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Following the lindsay rules? Asshole. Would have been much funnier if u woke up in hospital.

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 25, 10 at 10:51am

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Not a real cop. Now he will stalk you while you sleep

Submitted by vexprt on Jul 24, 10 at 5:49pm

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Fake

Submitted by rendlesham on Jul 25, 10 at 6:22pm

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Yea ur a dumbass that was jacked up while driving

Submitted by beautynbaker on Aug 4, 10 at 5:37am

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Doesn't seem plausible to me...you said "a pill of ecstasy"...who says that?

Submitted by sarcasticwizard on Jul 25, 10 at 11:40am

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So how do you know this happened at all?

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 24, 10 at 5:57pm

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Pathetic piece of trash.

Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 24, 10 at 7:44pm

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I want to try some X with crazy people. If you know you're doing booze and drugs stay overnight or have a DD. Drink your assstupid drunk just be responsible about it.

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 24, 10 at 9:08pm

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Nope just a whore

Submitted by john117 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:20pm

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Fake. Though if true, the only thing smart about that girl is she must be fucking someone important.

Submitted by owthatsmarts on Jul 24, 10 at 5:43pm

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Not pretty at all, just a stupid old cunttwatslagdruglovingbimbo. Black out usually means memory loss. Not always but usually.

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 6:31pm

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driving drunk. classic

Submitted by 630forlife on Jul 25, 10 at 2:02am

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American attitudes towards firearms I can understand. But your attitudes towards DUI are just backwards. Here in Oz you're in deep shit if you get a DUI.

Submitted by amonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:33am

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- say hello to the wizard for me!
  
  Submitted by fuckYOU on Oct 6, 10 at 12:07pm
  
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Ive never been able to get drunk while on X

Submitted by iloveyourmom on Jul 24, 10 at 7:54pm

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nice u drug addict whore

Submitted by mdurc on Jul 25, 10 at 2:54pm

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Or really slutty

Submitted by prometheus on Jul 26, 10 at 1:27am

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Neither do you blowed dude or cunt or both?

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 9:32pm

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Yeah, go with that. I'm guessing your low self-esteem could use the boost.

Submitted by An0n on Jul 26, 10 at 11:21am

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'On a pill of ecstasy' makes me believe it's fake.

Submitted by holymoly on Jul 24, 10 at 7:51pm

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Learn how to spell ecstasy

Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Jul 29, 12 at 10:48pm

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X and booze aren't the smartest things to mix.... at all really

Submitted by thatPHAN on Jul 25, 10 at 10:47am

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This I believe

Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Jul 25, 10 at 6:14am

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Are you fucking stupid? You could have killed someone you fucking cunt.

Submitted by sprixi on Jul 29, 10 at 12:18pm

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I don't get why people get on a site that's all about people being fucked up and try n tell then to be responsible and not do that. It doesn't make sense

Submitted by Blowed on Jul 24, 10 at 9:23pm

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Yeah, pretty. Pretty stupid.

Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 25, 10 at 1:41am

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Yeee! 650 in tha house!!!! Lol bay areaa bizz:D

Submitted by mob24 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:22am

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That's Quacktastic!

Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 25, 10 at 1:39am

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How the fuck do you black out on E?

Submitted by ChanovskY on Jul 25, 10 at 11:28pm

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Dumb cunt..

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 25, 10 at 10:52am

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Dumbass shouldn't drink if you're rolling

Submitted by 1392657 on Jul 25, 10 at 8:28pm

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You go girl!

Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 24, 10 at 9:03pm

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Some one needs to stop drinking, and taking drugs. Now he knows who to pull over next time you don't fuck him.

Submitted by sp3ct3r727 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:02pm

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thumbs up for my area code. And I don't believe this shittttt.

Submitted by arodyankee10 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:22pm

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- yeah, way to go 650... (my area code too)
  
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I have a ton of cop friends, they do this all the time. Had it done for me. Be friends with a cop, it's a must!!

Submitted by grindr on Jul 30, 10 at 2:27am

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pretty people are a higher species

Submitted by b0MbSHELL on Jul 24, 10 at 8:02pm

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Aree diid sumthin yew don remember!

Submitted by phresh_princess on Jul 24, 10 at 7:27pm

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More like you promised him anal if he didn't bust you-

Submitted by hogfish on Sep 28, 12 at 2:56pm

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Im so proud when tfln like this come from my Home area code. Haha

Submitted by chlorinatedqueer on Jul 25, 10 at 3:54pm

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Alcohol cancels out MDMA. So you should have been okay. Lol

Submitted by fiercelove18 on Jul 27, 10 at 12:11pm

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If you were blackout drunk then how did you remember all of that?

Submitted by fcxstud on Jul 24, 10 at 11:30pm

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'on a pill of ecstacy' ahh I hate when people who don't do drugs brag about doing them. Makes me cringe.

Submitted by grey on Aug 13, 10 at 3:37pm

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Lol that's some funny ass shit

Submitted by Hitlers_Bitch on Jul 25, 10 at 2:27am

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Ur a fucking retard

Submitted by lewiso1 on Jul 24, 10 at 10:02pm

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Nope u just give good head. Oh an thanks again!

Submitted by uhateme on Jul 25, 10 at 6:53am

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Wow, you're impressive. Be sure to post on here when you kill some innocent person. Fucktard.

Submitted by cagc2005 on Jul 26, 10 at 6:35am

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Try not to get anyone killed retard

Submitted by sgrice7 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:14pm

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8.29, pretty sure she died from eating tree in a ball of fire

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:14pm

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her number is in the six-fifty...but if she was in the four-one-five at the time, then it's TOTALLY TRUE!! ess eff cops hate to issue deweys...TRUST

Submitted by b0nni3 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:22pm

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First

Submitted by virvir on Jul 24, 10 at 5:06pm

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"on a pill of ecstasy" hahahahaa

Submitted by iwearspandexx on Jul 29, 10 at 4:19am

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I blame the cop. He should have driven you. Idiots.

Submitted by miiileycyrus on Jul 25, 10 at 8:59pm

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Tony Romo had sex with a jessica Simpson.

Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 24, 10 at 8:54pm

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It pays to be pretty!! Lol

Submitted by tai219 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:44pm

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Thank god for E? Sounds like the only reason why you got let go in the first place.

Submitted by UnReal31337 on Oct 30, 10 at 12:14pm

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A "pill of ecstasy"? Wtf...who says that?

Submitted by bitchplzzzz on May 18, 11 at 7:02am

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Your just trying to look cool... If your blacked out... You don't remember anything... Trust me. I know... Lol

Submitted by fifamvp01 on Jul 25, 10 at 12:25am

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stfu people omgg. you're all just jealous that she got away with it.

Submitted by b0MbSHELL on Jul 24, 10 at 7:58pm

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- Right. That's the ONLY possible reason why we disapprove. Love how dumb skanks always reason this with "you're just lyke, totally jealous of me and my bad life decisions."
  
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Haha i've driven home on x and drunk.. Not to bad

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