She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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