Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
is it fun? or sober?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
