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  • so not cool

    Submitted by minipop on Sep 15, 11 at 4:42pm
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  • You're a menace to society.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 15, 11 at 6:14pm
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  • I can't imagine why

    Submitted by goldensith1996 on Sep 15, 11 at 4:06pm
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  • You people are so up tight... It's clearly a joke everyone in ems knows we don't drink on duty we do speed... Gotta stay awake somehow

    Submitted by firebuff747 on Sep 15, 11 at 11:27pm
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  • Ya were usually not supposed to show up hammered

    Submitted by Medic1124 on Sep 15, 11 at 5:22pm
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  • You learn something new every day...

    Submitted by Philsfan on Sep 15, 11 at 4:17pm
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  • Jeez, what a bunch tight-asses. I think it was supposed to be funny. (I hope.)

    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Sep 15, 11 at 7:43pm
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  • Maybe the OP wasn't drinking on duty, but rather turning down the offer to drink because he has to save the lives of the ungrateful ass wipes like ERRN.

    Submitted by MacDrewber on Sep 17, 11 at 9:34am
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  • Y'all need to lighten up. EMS always get the shit end of the stick so we're entitled to make jokes like this. It's how we are in the EMS world.

    Submitted by meanmedic on Sep 16, 11 at 12:59am
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  • Jesus people really? I'm pretty sure this was meant to be a joke. I agree with klcharette. If you cant take a 'joke' then just stay away from tfln. It's not that hard.

    Submitted by Careless_Whisper on Sep 17, 11 at 3:05am
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  • Haha thats what 500 bags and D50 is for

    Submitted by MedicInABox on Sep 17, 11 at 1:53pm
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  • Medics have permaDDs, and in return medics can IV their EMTs in the morning to cure hangovers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 11 at 9:19pm
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  • People are so serious . Maybe you guys shouldn't be reading tfln if you can't handle them!

    Submitted by klcharette on Sep 16, 11 at 10:39am
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  • For which the general public who uses and pays for those life or death services is very grateful!

    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Sep 15, 11 at 8:31pm
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  • I am EMS. yeah

    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Sep 16, 11 at 1:49am
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  • Just as long as it has red bull in it. You'll need your wings when its game time, you fool.

    Submitted by imcomingatyoubro on Sep 15, 11 at 7:23pm
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  • To ERRN ok JAN ( just a nurse ) Wait until you get into an MVA or a loved one arrests at home and then you will see how " worthless" medics are. Work a day in the field and see how long you can handle it sweetheart.

    Submitted by flygirl12 on Sep 16, 11 at 9:00am
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  • Just start a Line u will be sober in no time!

    Submitted by mdclvr on Sep 16, 11 at 3:30pm
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  • you should be fire lose your liscense and thrown in fucking jail you give some of us emts a bad name

    Submitted by cl242 on Sep 15, 11 at 6:34pm
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  • Of course this site is to share irresponsible acts and we laugh about it , but come on .... this wasn't funny or sad , just an asshole trying to act cool

    Submitted by alienmonster on Sep 16, 11 at 3:54am
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  • Yet another thing paramedics are worthless at.

    Submitted by ERRN on Sep 16, 11 at 5:36am
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  • Downside: "Hey, I have a great idea!"\nUpside: "I'll tell you some dirty jokes to distract from the pain of your broken bone."

    Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 15, 11 at 6:57pm
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