North Korea, Best Korea!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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