You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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