I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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