i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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