I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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