Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
