maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
