That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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