I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
