do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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