Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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