i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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