Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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