Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We were destined to go to rehab together
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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