Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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