Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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