Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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