what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
