My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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