why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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