Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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