I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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