Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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