After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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