erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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